Brawls scheduled for DXD get-together at Milkfat’s August 31, 2008

Milkfat’s triple kegger this Sept 12th in Huntington Beach boasts some enticing selling points:

1. meet dxd admin and sultan of sex milkfat
2. Meet dxd superstars such as noll, mastermindz, mawimawi, supahpopo, and even deestylistic
3. Watch my brother and mawimawi fight irl. No joke its going down
4. Free alcohol and enough room for 30 plus to crash.
5. More hot chicks then the playboy mansion
6. No homo
7. I live on the beach so go skinny dipping np

That’s right folks, this time MawiWawi won’t be settling it on the Dota playing field. The little fucker ran his mouth too many times, and according to Milkfat’s little brother, “There won’t be a round two, just a funeral”. I’d favor Milkfat’s brother in this fight since he’s got the homefield advantage and the obvious edge of not being MawiWawi, but you never know if some kids will show up ready to fight dirty. Let’s be honest, what better place to find your least favorite DXD Staff Member and shank him in the kidney for giving you that timeban or shitlist? If things get dicey, I hope brandishing my 14 inch biceps is enough to keep the masses at bay.

Snowstorm August 30, 2008

I can come out from under the bed now? August 29, 2008

A Rap for all you Niggas out there August 28, 2008

It’s the start of the game you’re starting to run
You’re deaths have begun
I’ve started my fun
You’ll be crying when my game is won
I’ll be doing work on your buns

New game, new name
New lane, new pain
Hiding in trees unleashing arrows like rain
Even more ninja than Batman’s Bruce Wayne

Meepo comes right out of the fog
I say “hey, I should post this on the blog”
An earthbind or two, maybe four or three
I got you pleading on both of your knees

Back and forth, left and right
Dancing Meepos the entire fight
Moving so quick, you don’t know what you’re on
You’re cut from the team like the grass on your lawn

Moving my Meepos fast and quick
Poof you all, then you’re sucking my dick
The entire fight, you can’t see me clearly
This sends you a message: You need to fear me

If you can’t stop it, you need to run
I get some kills, cop it for fun
Your dead corpse, mop it son
I got my gun, cocked it hun

There ain’t anyone ever near me
Because everyone always fears me
They know I’m comin’ so they run
They keep runnin’ till they know my game is won

You need some ownage? I’m bringing a shipment
Got more gold
Loads of equipment
Get you spooked till you’re cold
All my own, it never gets old

Once again, your team is dead
Filled with the gun filled with the lead
I’ve managed to get gold to cop some treads
You’ll sleep in a grave, not in a bed

I come out of the trees, force you to flee
Soon I’ll have your throne or tree
Sentinel, Scourge, I’ll be on the verge
Of killing you even when I’m purged

Running round the map with perma invis
I’m so good at killing some call me a wiz
Sneak up behind you with my imba backstab
Rhymes go harder than Mistah FABs

Push the creeps to kill your Ancient of War
Got you spooked right down to your core
Push the creeps to kill your Ancient of Lore
Hair standing up on the edge of your pores

It’s the end of the game, the pain is gone
When you buy back your gold is withdrawn
All I have to do is kill you again
Then make this rap like Lil’ Wayne

Good game, I’ve got your ancient
It says on the screen in fine print
My team has won the game
My deaths to your kills, are the same (0)

So that’s the end of my DotA rap
Maybe Bleak will think again before he talks smack

So yea, that’s my godly rap that I spent almost two hours on. I have no life. GG Bleak.

Outrun the scream GOGOGO August 27, 2008

run, dag, run

Sure bleak (screaming crying girl IRL) just showed up to double kill me (brilliance aura IRL) and dag (rugged outdoorsman IRL), but a real pro would have found some way to get on the sentinel team. GG bleak, now i gotta play a game with naradaz

Friendship Blood?? August 27, 2008

GG

naradaz gets himself re-banned on the 3rd day of the new season August 25, 2008

After waiting more than a month for the new season so he’d be unbanned, Naradaz got himself re-banned on the 3rd day. LOL.

When playing terrible isn’t enough August 25, 2008

TinyJim strikes again

no wonder why all of x6 says you swindle August 25, 2008

Oh, he went there.

In between the drop hacking, map hacking, team swindling and just plain abuse allegations is the always fun one that I just plain whore my shitty host to win games. What can I say? IT’S ALL TRUE.

Slammed.

Bien_Rica gives swissbeatz a run for his money August 22, 2008

Anyone want some bad hooks?

MAYBE I CAN HAUL IN THAT MEAT WAGON

WHOOPS