Top 10 things you can do to be a badass in DXD January 14, 2009

1. Spam “All players here are DSS Secure” when they really aren’t: 10 points
2. Pause the game and talk some shit after owning someone: 30 points
3. First Blood someone and then leave the game because you already proved you are a god and the rest is irrelevant: 90 points
4. Talk shit to a mod until he timebans you for a few hours when you were going to sleep anyways: 50 points
5. Wear a turtleneck: 45 points
6. Get on KaGGo’s team and try to carry him: 5 points
7. Teleport to a lane where your teammate is already free-farming and start taking his creeps–it’s a good use of 135 gold: 15 points
8. Get caught when they are pushing mid and lose the game for your team because you decided to stand outside the base by yourself: 25 points
9. Piss off Zzeroo; it’s not hard: 20 points
10. After you fail, say you’re playing for fun… because losing’s fun: 1 point