Milkfat’s record-setting 65-5 Bloodseeker; slax’s fail in the final moments June 28, 2009

Once upon a time, Milkfat set three DXD records (Fastest Max Level, Most Kills, and Longest Killing Spree) all in one epic game that is worthy of recap.  How did this happen?

• fr3shmeat (Necrolyte) failed miserably by not harassing Milkfat early on.   Milkfat cs’d like a champ, and with a few ganks from Cakes, he gained a massive advantage in the lane.
• Check out how terrible HelloKitty’s items are at 54 minutes when Milkfat got his first death.  This Zeus is free food for Milkfat whenever he wants it.  Also, did you know the guy to girl ratio in DXD is 155:1?

• Milkfat wasn’t about to push and end his glorious spree, and slax was too proud to surrender, so the game raged on for much longer than it should have.
• slax is a fucking beast, and after numerous suicide missions and buy-backs he forged an absurd comeback in which the Scourge actually got Mega creeps and nearly won.
• slax failed in the final moments by not going home to defend, and got throned by Milkfat while he tried to do the same thing on the other side of the map.  If the Scourge had managed to win this, it would have been one of the greatest comebacks ever.

HelloKitty has defense in mind, but slax goes for the Sentinel Tree instead.

fr3shmeat tries to stand between Milkfat, XssXTricky and his Throne; gets ripped up

I don’t think they made Blade Mail big enough February 4, 2009

ballin

Crushmas ain’t over Peroxide; it’s just getting started December 28, 2008

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Clan XG August 18, 2008

Well, this was a fun adventure during my timeban in DXD. Naradaz decided he’d like to play with me. It was just a stomp for all the games I played. Solo mid as PA, NS, etc and just rape em. If you are looking for a good time baby, you know where to find me . Also, in one game this caught my eye:

Thats right, I am indeed a pub scrub. Naradaz, damn you and your unoriginal shittalking skills gitting me banned for absolutely nothing. LOL. LEARN TO SHIT TALK YOU NIGGA.

AM I EVIL?

Yes I am! I AM MAN!

PEACE

Anyone want a BAD GAME? August 9, 2008

easy, go to clan xg. always chock full of noobs ready to play pretend dota. looking for some RD with simple bans like lycan, clockwork and omni? well look no further, you can find them in XG. The only problem is that someone picks a banned hero every game. START OVER? RM? no! that would be too easy. play the game and pause whenever Guardian Angel goes off? thats the ticket. BAD GAME.

When XG playrs arent busy being bad, they are busy truanting people who were actually in the game. “Lets truant him because he sucks” is the XG motto. So obviously if you truant aforementioned “Extra Baddie” you wouldnt let him in the next game. wrong again. Extra Baddie shows up. game starts, extreme pausing ensues (think Daggius playing warlocks) and once again a BAD GAME.

Dont take my word for it though, go to clan XG, play a game with the baddies. and make sure not to piss off Silent MOnk. he takes phrases like “XG is the league for noobs” personally. well . . . he is the founder of xg. lifetime banned? now i cant get my daily dose of BAD GAMES.

Put the Javelin where it belongs: in the trash July 27, 2008

Who’s shitty idea was it to add another pointless damage item to the game that people only get as a stepping stone for a bigger item? No one ever gets a Javelin just to get a Javelin, because it sucks. They only get a Javelin to make a Monkey King Bar. And if they did want to get a Javelin, they could just get a Claymore instead since at 1400 gold, it costs the same as Claymore and does essentially the same thing (deals damage and that’s it). Why not just delete the item from the game and use two Claymores to make MKB? Or better yet, just make MKB the old way with a Demon Edge and a Quarterstaff. Yes, the Javelin is a pointless addition to the game that only complicates things. From the name, you’d expect it to do something cool like launch projectiles that spear people, but no, it’s just another needless damage item.

Get out of Dota. You suck!

kin- ftl July 20, 2008

So yea, I’ve been banned approximately 4-5 times each with a different length for one thing I did; not posting a screenshot when asked by daggius to do so. Abuse? The first time I got banned for 10days, it was reduced to 3 by benisjammin, then it got removed, I was rebanned because apparently kin- didn’t like the way I “game ruined” so rebanned me for not posting the screenshot, this ban was 1week I think, I got unbanned played a game, and made a post on forums. Apparently I was still supposed to be banned and kin- found out I played a game so he shitlisted me for 10days. wtf is this?

Warlock Drain Life/Teleport move: unstoppable? July 13, 2008

I know you have seen this before in Warlock Brawl. People teleport in front of their own Drain Life causing it to heal them and bounce. It works pretty fucking well since the bounce aims directly at a new target and keeps ricocheting until it misses. This removes the need to aim the initial shot well and provides a steady source of damage reduction and healing for the player with Life Drain. While the use of this glitch is indeed highly weaksauce (Drain Life was obviously not intended to be used in this way), the good news is that the move is not completely unstoppable. Since it requires the Warlock to use Teleport to bounce the Drain, his Teleport will be on cooldown directly after completing the move. That player will then be vulnerable to a barrage of attacks (Fireball + Lightning + Wind Walk for example) with no way to get back from the Lava. Dispose of him quickly though, or his Teleport will cool down and he will be back to harass you with more Drains.

Changes Dota could use July 3, 2008

Here are some features I would like to see included in future versions of Dota. Feel free to add your own ideas below.

1. The courier should have a “Go back to base” hotkey that returns it to the healing area of your base. Too often players will negligently leave the courier in a useless spot after using it, thwarting teammates who need to use the chicken quickly and cannot easily find it.
2. “Eyes in the Forest” from the Treant Protector hero should give a small amount of gold when they are killed by enemies, similar to the Weaver’s Watchers and the Beastmaster’s Crow. Eyes are arguably a better candidate for money reward than these other observation entities since they actually require an investment of money (Tangos) or mana (Split Earth, Purge, etc.) to destroy, rather than just an attack.
3. Couriers should be sold at the shops in the outer lanes. Couriers are often forgotten in open league games, to the demise of a team’s early game development. If they were sold at the side shops, this problem could be avoided. Another solution to this problem would be to have each team automatically own a team-shared courier at the start of the game.