I dreamt of glory… and Demon crushed those dreams August 14, 2008

Five days ago

Now... wtf

Winning 30 of my last 35 DXD games, I tore through scores of newbs in a streak that raised my rating by more than 600 experience. Just as I was nearing the top of the DXD ladder, Demon went on a tear of his own and left me in the dust. What kind of monster gains that much experience in a week? PRETTY RUDE IF YOU ASK ME.  Anyways I’m going out of town for 10 days so my quest for glory is over… FOR NOW…!!!!!!!!!!!!!

0-12 Maiden and Useless Tree cause 4AM defeat August 11, 2008

Bad ruins pub game August 1, 2008

Last night I randomly ran into DxD resident baddie, rravenajorax23k, in a pub game. Thinking he is some sort of hot shit, he storms mid tower as level 3 Alchemist in a futile attempt to kill our NA and ends up feeding.

approximately 40 seconds later…

My Haiku should have won July 7, 2008

The judges of this contest wouldn’t know great writing if it hit them in the face, which isn’t a bad idea based on some of the rubbish they called winners. Admit it, mine better captures the spirit of gaming:

Crushing newbs deftly

Vent giggles turn to tears fast

First blood I’m first class