AND THEN YOU HAVE MASSIVE G’S RAPING YOUR SCREEN
ravenniceturtleneck 12 min GODLIKE Tiny; daggius 22 min Divine Rapier… did somebody forget to take out the trash? January 17, 2009
aww snap
btw raven peaked at 12 mins and is now feeding
Ballin’ Outa Control Episode Four: frozen_twist 21-0 Lich November 19, 2008
This week frozen_twist keeps you satisfied with an old-fashioned Lich thrashing. Twenty-one kills without a death and an Aganhim’s to go with it. Thank you sir may I have another?
Someone KILL HIM!!!
Ballin’ Outa Control Episode Three: Naradaz Double Blood WTF? November 7, 2008
Here’s something you won’t see much: Naradaz tearing it up for a Double Blood with Rhasta?!?! Did he learn some skills or is his little brother playing for him again?
Double Blood: +615 gold to Naradaz
nothing lasts forever
Ballin’ Outa Control Episode Two: Uli Godlike at 15:00 October 30, 2008
In today’s installment, Uli delivers a poignant lesson in donkey punching with a 15 minute Godlike on Tiny. Someone stop him! The Sentinel are OWNING!!!
get out the way
Ballin’ Outa Control Episode One: Inde_ed throws down a full service G party October 28, 2008
Looking a bit rusty at first, Inde_ed quickly showed why he’s a Dota legend by taking a hefty shit on Razor’s chest for First Blood. Later on, he threw down a full service G party after going Godlike with a Triple Kill. It’s good to see old an IHL comrade still crushing these days.
Inde_ed crushes a random DXD scrub for First Blood
full service
A Rap for all you Niggas out there August 28, 2008
It’s the start of the game you’re starting to run
You’re deaths have begun
I’ve started my fun
You’ll be crying when my game is won
I’ll be doing work on your buns
New game, new name
New lane, new pain
Hiding in trees unleashing arrows like rain
Even more ninja than Batman’s Bruce Wayne
Meepo comes right out of the fog
I say “hey, I should post this on the blog”
An earthbind or two, maybe four or three
I got you pleading on both of your knees
Back and forth, left and right
Dancing Meepos the entire fight
Moving so quick, you don’t know what you’re on
You’re cut from the team like the grass on your lawn
Moving my Meepos fast and quick
Poof you all, then you’re sucking my dick
The entire fight, you can’t see me clearly
This sends you a message: You need to fear me
If you can’t stop it, you need to run
I get some kills, cop it for fun
Your dead corpse, mop it son
I got my gun, cocked it hun
There ain’t anyone ever near me
Because everyone always fears me
They know I’m comin’ so they run
They keep runnin’ till they know my game is won
You need some ownage? I’m bringing a shipment
Got more gold
Loads of equipment
Get you spooked till you’re cold
All my own, it never gets old
Once again, your team is dead
Filled with the gun filled with the lead
I’ve managed to get gold to cop some treads
You’ll sleep in a grave, not in a bed
I come out of the trees, force you to flee
Soon I’ll have your throne or tree
Sentinel, Scourge, I’ll be on the verge
Of killing you even when I’m purged
Running round the map with perma invis
I’m so good at killing some call me a wiz
Sneak up behind you with my imba backstab
Rhymes go harder than Mistah FABs
Push the creeps to kill your Ancient of War
Got you spooked right down to your core
Push the creeps to kill your Ancient of Lore
Hair standing up on the edge of your pores
It’s the end of the game, the pain is gone
When you buy back your gold is withdrawn
All I have to do is kill you again
Then make this rap like Lil’ Wayne
Good game, I’ve got your ancient
It says on the screen in fine print
My team has won the game
My deaths to your kills, are the same (0)
So that’s the end of my DotA rap
Maybe Bleak will think again before he talks smack
So yea, that’s my godly rap that I spent almost two hours on. I have no life. GG Bleak.
