http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090515584558
Made this a while ago for my roommate enfilade. Not gonna lie it’s pretty money.
davebad May 15, 2009
I have a dream October 25, 2008
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all Dota players are created equal.”
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Battle.net the sons of former DXD players and the sons of GDG players will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
I have a dream that one day even the channel Clan DXD, a channel sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
I have a dream that my children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the Dota league they play in but by the quality of their last-hitting.
I have a dream today.
I have a dream that one day, down in Clan GDG, with its vicious racists, with its leader having his lips dripping with the words of interposition and nullification; one day right there in GDG, little GDG boys and DXD girls will be able to join hands with little GDG boys and DXD girls as sisters and brothers.
I have a dream today.
I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of Roshan shall be revealed, and all Dota players shall see it together.
Dotally Rad salutes chicken parades September 14, 2008
Whether you’re doing it G[o]Dz style, sending them in single-file to their execution, or just plain mobbing it with a couple barns worth of the fuckers, chicken parading is definitely the cheekiest way to shame your opponents. Bleak took it to the next level, selling all his items and massing chickens in a DXD when we only had one set of the other team’s raxes down. It took us an extra 30 mins to win, but do I have to say it was definitely worth it?
Bleak gets ballsy.
A single-file chicken parade.
Tactical play? Team takes top raxes while couriers distract mid.
Bien_Rica gives swissbeatz a run for his money August 22, 2008
Anyone want some bad hooks?
MAYBE I CAN HAUL IN THAT MEAT WAGON
WHOOPS
Dota Friend August 12, 2008
Alright, so due to popular demand I am going to make the Dota Friends rap again. Though this is just an attempt to share the genius.
Bleak and Daggius are the best of friends
Getting lots of Dagons till the very end
One time Bleak was farmin’ it good
He owned that Centaur like he should
Daggius was wondering what the fek
All he could farm was a 50 minute mek
(OWNED!)
Bleak was wandering around the map
Yelling at the newbs, telling em they’re crap
Hangin’ with my Dota Friend
Laughing and playing even though he likes men
Jesus Christ even envies the playin’
He gets people who git owned, prayin.
Haha, alright. Thats very different from what I had but if you gave me some time I’d be able to replicate it better than morphling.
On to the reason I decided to post this. In a humiliating defeat, the sentinel were all crying that for once — me and Daggius were on the same team. If you don’t believe me you’d have all the right not to. With Daggius’ Viper and Bleak’s mad hooking skills our pathetic team got carried.
This is why you dont put me and Dag on the same teams niggas.
Alright, this made me laugh a little. This guy is our number one fan apparently. Pretty cool that we inspire the public to even talk to us about it. Makes me pretty happy to be something apart of.
So to you, sir Q_ology I give you the right to be the number one fan of DotallyRad.
And on this note good night guys.
Yes FarmBitch is a troll. We have proof.
Warlocks bonerfest August 8, 2008
Something had to be done to cover up kinpin’s post!
Warlocks full house: am I in Heaven?
Boner
Pizzasauce Lava fucked
Life Drain move part 1
Life Drain move part 2
Got the jukes
Projectile collision
Drop some G's
Dota + Warlocks + STARCRAFT!?!?!? = GG BLOG July 15, 2008
For those of you who don’t know what the OSL is, its time to step back and re-evaluate your life. The OSL stands for Ongamenet Starleague, but that’s not important. What’s important is that the league contains the must uber starcraft players in the world, so, yes, there are games outside of DOTA and Warlocks.
The OSL finals came down to JulyZerg, an old school zerg player with two OSL titles who had been missing from the starcraft scene for a few seasons, and Best, a relatively new protoss player, theoretically good at a lot of stuff. I say theoretically because JulyZerg spent his time WHOMPING on Best. It was pretty much like being in Hawaii 67 years ago, specifically on December 7th. in Game 2 of the series, July created a new definition of “wow-get-your-young-protoss-playing-ass-out-of-my-house.”
Below is Bisu (a protoss player whose APM regularly exceeds 400) sitting in the audience, clearly five-second alchemist stunned because of how BALLSY July is.
Its like making kobe shit his pants because of how baller you are.
You can watch Game 2 below, the first six or so minutes are the best minutes of your life. And i have spent nights on end with Daggius’ mom. Engineers are kinky. the last 8 minutes are non-professional, but good, english commentators talking. props to them.
Tribute to e-thugs: Part 1 July 8, 2008
This week we salute rravenajorax23k “The Raging Bull”, who wears his heart on his sleeve (along with a turtleneck), goes all-out every game, and isn’t scared to use that caps lock key to get his point across. May his games be filled with flame and glory.
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