Dotally Rad salutes chicken parades September 14, 2008
Whether you’re doing it G[o]Dz style, sending them in single-file to their execution, or just plain mobbing it with a couple barns worth of the fuckers, chicken parading is definitely the cheekiest way to shame your opponents. Bleak took it to the next level, selling all his items and massing chickens in a DXD when we only had one set of the other team’s raxes down. It took us an extra 30 mins to win, but do I have to say it was definitely worth it?
Bleak gets ballsy.
A single-file chicken parade.
Tactical play? Team takes top raxes while couriers distract mid.
Pudge wars, DotA style! September 4, 2008
There’s something happening yaaaaaa. What it is isn’t exactly clear.
Hey guys, whatsup. I haven’t written up in awhile so I thought I would give it a try again. Today I had the most amazingly fun game — inspired by Daggius and his crazy AiArShSc antics. All I have to say APSH – Pudge is the mode of Gods. Everyone should play this in their short life times. Please?
Pudge Wars anyone?
Some randomness here that I figure I would post, didn’t really have the time before. =p
Daggius and Bleak worst Dota enemies IMO. He is such an emo faggot. He also gits crushed by GIANT BLOODSEEEEEEEEEEEKER
Yes Daggius did infact, lose the game to my carry BS. PS: I had raped him so hard that he cried to his mother afterwards =(. True story.
I just got told to basically shut the fuck up. No worries. No worries. Still, I am not as gay as Daggius and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. He needs to learn to play Zeus or let me solo my SP. Nig, the war is on. I told you =p
Anyhow, night guys. Zzz working 11 hour days sucks balls.
A Rap for all you Niggas out there August 28, 2008
It’s the start of the game you’re starting to run
You’re deaths have begun
I’ve started my fun
You’ll be crying when my game is won
I’ll be doing work on your buns
New game, new name
New lane, new pain
Hiding in trees unleashing arrows like rain
Even more ninja than Batman’s Bruce Wayne
Meepo comes right out of the fog
I say “hey, I should post this on the blog”
An earthbind or two, maybe four or three
I got you pleading on both of your knees
Back and forth, left and right
Dancing Meepos the entire fight
Moving so quick, you don’t know what you’re on
You’re cut from the team like the grass on your lawn
Moving my Meepos fast and quick
Poof you all, then you’re sucking my dick
The entire fight, you can’t see me clearly
This sends you a message: You need to fear me
If you can’t stop it, you need to run
I get some kills, cop it for fun
Your dead corpse, mop it son
I got my gun, cocked it hun
There ain’t anyone ever near me
Because everyone always fears me
They know I’m comin’ so they run
They keep runnin’ till they know my game is won
You need some ownage? I’m bringing a shipment
Got more gold
Loads of equipment
Get you spooked till you’re cold
All my own, it never gets old
Once again, your team is dead
Filled with the gun filled with the lead
I’ve managed to get gold to cop some treads
You’ll sleep in a grave, not in a bed
I come out of the trees, force you to flee
Soon I’ll have your throne or tree
Sentinel, Scourge, I’ll be on the verge
Of killing you even when I’m purged
Running round the map with perma invis
I’m so good at killing some call me a wiz
Sneak up behind you with my imba backstab
Rhymes go harder than Mistah FABs
Push the creeps to kill your Ancient of War
Got you spooked right down to your core
Push the creeps to kill your Ancient of Lore
Hair standing up on the edge of your pores
It’s the end of the game, the pain is gone
When you buy back your gold is withdrawn
All I have to do is kill you again
Then make this rap like Lil’ Wayne
Good game, I’ve got your ancient
It says on the screen in fine print
My team has won the game
My deaths to your kills, are the same (0)
So that’s the end of my DotA rap
Maybe Bleak will think again before he talks smack
So yea, that’s my godly rap that I spent almost two hours on. I have no life. GG Bleak.
Outrun the scream GOGOGO August 27, 2008
run, dag, run
Sure bleak (screaming crying girl IRL) just showed up to double kill me (brilliance aura IRL) and dag (rugged outdoorsman IRL), but a real pro would have found some way to get on the sentinel team. GG bleak, now i gotta play a game with naradaz
~*~ Swindle Time ~*~ August 21, 2008
Imba teams
It was definately swindle time when DXD-Bot flopped a Bleak/daggius/LoLP2 combo one evening last week. However, things started to go South for the “dream team” when a certain lightweight on Scourge fed First Blood, denying daggius an easy trophy for his collection.
A baddie denies daggius from collecting First Blood on Eastt
Things got worse when drunken moron Bleak left the game in the 12th minute, leaving the Scourge shorthanded. A rude Sentinel team wouldn’t draw the game. Daggius vowed to make his unsporting opponents suffer, and completing an early Dagon on Lich, he ripped up their carries repeatedly in an effort to slow their farm. Sadly, newbs on his team like LoLP2 weren’t bringing the type of quality game needed to forge a convincing come-from-behind victory, and the game began to slip out of reach. Finally, Karma threw the trailing Scourge team a massive bone when Sentinel player zephboy lagged out in the 38th minute, evening the teams to four vs. four.
Teams are evened
The newly inspired Scourge team took command of the match and fought on, knowing their Phantom Assassin and Chaos Knight could carry in late game.
Can't complain about a 1596 Crit
The Scourge pressed on and won the game, having survived through a teammate drop in the 12th minute to taste late game glory.
Take notes kinpin: 32 assist Lich played a part in 76% of Scourge's kills GG
Dota Friend August 12, 2008
Alright, so due to popular demand I am going to make the Dota Friends rap again. Though this is just an attempt to share the genius.
Bleak and Daggius are the best of friends
Getting lots of Dagons till the very end
One time Bleak was farmin’ it good
He owned that Centaur like he should
Daggius was wondering what the fek
All he could farm was a 50 minute mek
(OWNED!)
Bleak was wandering around the map
Yelling at the newbs, telling em they’re crap
Hangin’ with my Dota Friend
Laughing and playing even though he likes men
Jesus Christ even envies the playin’
He gets people who git owned, prayin.
Haha, alright. Thats very different from what I had but if you gave me some time I’d be able to replicate it better than morphling.
On to the reason I decided to post this. In a humiliating defeat, the sentinel were all crying that for once — me and Daggius were on the same team. If you don’t believe me you’d have all the right not to. With Daggius’ Viper and Bleak’s mad hooking skills our pathetic team got carried.
This is why you dont put me and Dag on the same teams niggas.
Alright, this made me laugh a little. This guy is our number one fan apparently. Pretty cool that we inspire the public to even talk to us about it. Makes me pretty happy to be something apart of.
So to you, sir Q_ology I give you the right to be the number one fan of DotallyRad.
And on this note good night guys.
Yes FarmBitch is a troll. We have proof.
New Black Hole not enough to carry Bleak in DXD game August 7, 2008
The new Black Hole in version 6.54 is apparently a real crowd pleaser (although I think it looks worse than the old one). The Sentinel would need more than special effects though as they fell to the Scourge, mostly due to a Vladmirs- and Butterfly-equipped Anti-Mage by RidesaRaider, who went 14-1. Bleak scored more creeps than the Scourge team but had no chance as his team was torn up repeatedly by Scourge ganks that gave their Anti-Mage space to get strong. That and TinyJim didn’t pass 3-0 cs until 20 minutes.
The new Black Hole animation in 6.54.
TinyJim rocks a cool 3-0 creep score 19 minutes into the game (with five neutrals).
DXD. This is why I am awesome. July 27, 2008
*Theme song My generation – The Who*
First of all, let me tell you all d-dddownnnnnnnn. I was in the bottom 5, always without a fr-fr-frown. 10-23 in the league st-st-stats. Now I am owning all those fffat cats. People try and pppppush me aside! I just smile and own em with tttttide. My Dota Nation, it’s my DotA nation babyyyyyyyy. Yeah.
In all seriousness though. People honestly were getting pissed off at me, I know, it’s a shocker. Really. The thing is no one knows who I am anymore. *Cough* I am new and improved — Just without the shittalked. LOL, okay thats a lie too. I still shittalk. Fuck you Faggius.
I have mods all over my ass telling me I am getting banned, but the thing is I was only playing the same way my teammates were playing — absolutely RETARDED. I guess I have to start trying. :<
-Bleak Muthafucking Owns.
