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THIS IS THE STORY OF DAGGIUS

Daggius goes to neutral on a hot steamy day as Axe

When all of a sudden he is jumped by iFlee (N’aix) and some pubtrashcan (Silencer)

And leading to Daggius’ impending doom he does the logical thing to avoid being collected
HE FLEES LIKE A FUCKING TRASHCAN WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT ROFL

To no avail, STILL COLLECTED ASSISTS MOTHER FUCKER
The stage was set for an epic battle when this DXD game was set to -TRAIDUSCMONS (Team Random All Intelligence Duplicate Super Creeps Melee Only No Swap), a mode which eliminates all but one hero from each team’s hero pool, leaving 5 Ogre Magis for Sentinel and 5 Dark Seers for Scourge. Who would prevail? Would mass Multicasts obliterate the Scourge or would the Sentinel be swarmed by images after five Walls of Replica were thrown down? Only one thing was certain… I was going make a stupid post on my blog about it.

-TRAIDUSCMONS: Ogres vs. Dark Seers

supaflyy gets collected in a fierce Ogre tower dive

Ogres take an early lead and are dropping towers. COME SEE US MID? Weedtoker. is feeding and crying already.

Dark Seers stop the push and counter with their own. Mass images cause chaos.

Troll_Chief gets huge, AOW.Pie pulls the plug, Ogres prevail, and weedToker. is still crying

Multicast stats = awesome feature

rage moar plox

get mopped

get mopped again

get collected
Earlier today renowned baddie iFlee was collected a mere two minutes into a Dota game after a couple of Wolves fatally mauled him while he “fled” for his life. We caught up with one of the wolves after the game to see what he had to say about the encounter. “I actually felt pretty bad for that newb,” he replied. “I didn’t even Crit or anything; I just kept biting him in the ass until he died.” iFlee has gone on the record to blame his lane partner Smoaky for the incident, who apparently was trying to pull creeps nearby instead of helping his teammate. Stay tuned for more on this breaking news as more information comes in.

get crushed
Here’s something you won’t see much: Naradaz tearing it up for a Double Blood with Rhasta?!?! Did he learn some skills or is his little brother playing for him again?

Double Blood: +615 gold to Naradaz

nothing lasts forever
Looking a bit rusty at first, Inde_ed quickly showed why he’s a Dota legend by taking a hefty shit on Razor’s chest for First Blood. Later on, he threw down a full service G party after going Godlike with a Triple Kill. It’s good to see old an IHL comrade still crushing these days.

Inde_ed crushes a random DXD scrub for First Blood

full service