
mopped
Okay kids, turn off your maphacks and stop multi-accounting. Dota Client is finally back with the new version 2.0, after a Battle.net patch broke the old version four months ago. Now it’s required in DXD and GDG leagues. Here are some nice features:
Clan GDG on uswest now has bots to host their games. As soon as the game is confirmed, a bot magically hosts the game with listchecker-style latency reduction. This is pretty convenient if you can’t host games yourself but want the bot to make a game for a bunch of your friends to join. The delay is decent if you’re from Socal and there aren’t a lot of GDG games going on at the same time, or Hunter’s girlfriend isn’t off making rogue downloads. If you’re like me and want to swindle the host yourself, join the game and type .unhost to have the bot abort the game, so you can host it yourself.

game hosted by GDG bot

GDG Bot flops the stack of the year

a fair amount of G's were dropped

true story
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Battle.net the sons of former DXD players and the sons of GDG players will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
I have a dream that one day even the channel Clan DXD, a channel sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
I have a dream that my children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the Dota league they play in but by the quality of their last-hitting.
I have a dream today.
I have a dream that one day, down in Clan GDG, with its vicious racists, with its leader having his lips dripping with the words of interposition and nullification; one day right there in GDG, little GDG boys and DXD girls will be able to join hands with little GDG boys and DXD girls as sisters and brothers.
I have a dream today.
I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of Roshan shall be revealed, and all Dota players shall see it together.

For 15 mana you get a free last hit whenever you want. I’m pretty washed up and just noticed this several-month-old change to the hero, but basically they just made the best late game hero in Dota (4x crit + built in evasion) good early game too. Everyone already knew PA is auto-win if your team hasn’t lost by 30 mins, but now it gets charity early game cs. In summary, ima pick this easysauce hero like its Viper every game and crush harder than WtfPwnt sitting on a chair not made for obese people. GG.