Skip to 1:30 for start of great music to Monster’s fail
See also: Milkfat’s Morphling (below), another classic by allaemx
Milkfat’s record-setting 65-5 Bloodseeker; slax’s fail in the final moments June 28, 2009
Once upon a time, Milkfat set three DXD records (Fastest Max Level, Most Kills, and Longest Killing Spree) all in one epic game that is worthy of recap. How did this happen?
- fr3shmeat (Necrolyte) failed miserably by not harassing Milkfat early on. Milkfat cs’d like a champ, and with a few ganks from Cakes, he gained a massive advantage in the lane.
- Check out how terrible HelloKitty’s items are at 54 minutes when Milkfat got his first death. This Zeus is free food for Milkfat whenever he wants it. Also, did you know the guy to girl ratio in DXD is 155:1?
- Milkfat wasn’t about to push and end his glorious spree, and slax was too proud to surrender, so the game raged on for much longer than it should have.
- slax is a fucking beast, and after numerous suicide missions and buy-backs he forged an absurd comeback in which the Scourge actually got Mega creeps and nearly won.
- slax failed in the final moments by not going home to defend, and got throned by Milkfat while he tried to do the same thing on the other side of the map. If the Scourge had managed to win this, it would have been one of the greatest comebacks ever.
HelloKitty has defense in mind, but slax goes for the Sentinel Tree instead.
fr3shmeat tries to stand between Milkfat, XssXTricky and his Throne; gets ripped up
Brawls scheduled for DXD get-together at Milkfat’s August 31, 2008
Milkfat’s triple kegger this Sept 12th in Huntington Beach boasts some enticing selling points:
1. meet dxd admin and sultan of sex milkfat
2. Meet dxd superstars such as noll, mastermindz, mawimawi, supahpopo, and even deestylistic
3. Watch my brother and mawimawi fight irl. No joke its going down
4. Free alcohol and enough room for 30 plus to crash.
5. More hot chicks then the playboy mansion
6. No homo
7. I live on the beach so go skinny dipping np
That’s right folks, this time MawiWawi won’t be settling it on the Dota playing field. The little fucker ran his mouth too many times, and according to Milkfat’s little brother, “There won’t be a round two, just a funeral”. I’d favor Milkfat’s brother in this fight since he’s got the homefield advantage and the obvious edge of not being MawiWawi, but you never know if some kids will show up ready to fight dirty. Let’s be honest, what better place to find your least favorite DXD Staff Member and shank him in the kidney for giving you that timeban or shitlist? If things get dicey, I hope brandishing my 14 inch biceps is enough to keep the masses at bay.
Clan Milk “Swindle Squad” ripped up 58-39 August 4, 2008
Needless to say, talk of swindle was in the air when the DXD bot placed all three Clan Milk players on the same team. However, 21-4-20 and 22-5-10 performances by daggius and feared- elevated a heavily newb-laden Scourge team to a tremendous victory. The game was perhaps best characterized by the relentless pounding in the bum of daggius’s Viper on Milkfat’s Sniper, a rivalry that began in the middle lane before manifesting itself in ganks on all parts of the map as Milkfat searched helplessly for free farm. None could be found. Overall, daggius went 16-2 against Clan Milk players. GOT MILK? Feared-’s Weaver was equally impressive. Nurturing a spree 17 kills long for much of the game, he fed heavily on Sentinel players, especially the horribly incompetant NTD.ManhaE-, who went 1-10 in this individual matchup. The.new.me. played respectable support, earning 22 assists for the Scourge team with his Dagon Zeus. After a slow start, Milkfat found his footing later in the game, amassing 16 kills with a Lothar’s Edge and MKB in a surge that was, unfortunately for Clan Milk, too little too late.
Milkfat's early farming efforts were thwarted by ninja-ganks like this one at the nearest-to-base Creep Camp.
Milkasaurusrex spent 12 minutes dead, nearly one fifth of the game.
As the feed became insurmountable, excuses began to flow.
Pimp my Viper.
Replay: http://www.dota-allstars.com/replay/54364/index.html
