can’t touch this length June 1, 2009

u ok jugg?

liezryou has been killed by Roshan April 10, 2009

Roshan kills liez and Tiny lives with 6 hp

VIVA DAGGIUS February 20, 2009

THIS IS THE STORY OF DAGGIUS

Daggius goes to neutral on a hot steamy day as Axe

When all of a sudden he is jumped by iFlee (N’aix) and some pubtrashcan (Silencer)

And leading to Daggius’ impending doom he does the logical thing to avoid being collected

HE FLEES LIKE A FUCKING TRASHCAN WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT ROFL

To no avail, STILL COLLECTED ASSISTS MOTHER FUCKER

“dag is a trash… i should piss him on wall before he borns” January 20, 2009

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NICE FOBLISH ROCK(YOU)

Rough game for Dota’s angriest December 21, 2008

rage moar plox

get mopped

get mopped again

get collected

SsTiNgEr77 banned for squeezing poo out too slowly; swiss demoted September 30, 2008

Rofl

[11:22:12 PM] <DXD-Game dxd6926 – rd – tritran10 – Team 1: tritran10 swisscrushalot masternook powrie GHOSTGHOST4YA (5668) | Team 2: huy.tinh.yeu SsTiNgEr77 JTMoneybags East.LagLovah k0ven (5703)>

[11:29:02 PM] <k0ven> -truant sstinger77
[11:29:05 PM] <GHOSTGHOST4YA> -truant sstinger77
[11:29:06 PM] <East.LagLovah> -truant sstinger77
[11:29:09 PM] <powrie> -truant sstinger77
[11:29:15 PM] <DXD. Timebanned SsTiNgEr77 for 240 minutes>
[11:29:18 PM] <DXD. Game aborted. SsTiNgEr77 penalized 45 exp for taking truant!>

[11:29:35 PM] <SsTiNgEr77> what
[11:29:36 PM] <SsTiNgEr77> the
[11:29:38 PM] <SsTiNgEr77> fuck
[11:29:39 PM] <SsTiNgEr77> i said i had to shit
[11:29:44 PM] <Jrude> lol o o lol
[11:29:45 PM] <obi1kinob> ouch
[11:29:47 PM] <2slick> uhh ur screwed if u leave channel sstinger
[11:29:49 PM] <GHOSTGHOST4YA> when you shit for 20 minutes bad things happen
[11:30:00 PM] <SsTiNgEr77> i shit for fucking 4 minutes

[11:30:41 PM] <swisscrushalot> tritran
[11:30:41 PM] <SsTiNgEr77> good job
[11:30:42 PM] <swisscrushalot> thats retarded
[11:30:43 PM] <2slick> obvious false truant tri
[11:30:44 PM] <swisscrushalot> im removing shit
[11:30:45 PM] <JTMoneybags> :/
[11:30:46 PM] <swisscrushalot> he had to take a shit
[11:30:47 PM] <SsTiNgEr77> read the fucking chat log
[11:30:48 PM] <swisscrushalot> and got banned
[11:30:48 PM] <swisscrushalot> fuck that

[11:30:54 PM] <swisscrushalot> -untimeban sstinger77
[11:30:54 PM] floodstate = 1
[11:30:54 PM] <DXD-Bot SsTiNgEr77 untimebanned>
[11:31:02 PM] <tritran10> that’s his fault he takes 7 minutes to take a shit 
[11:31:08 PM] <swisscrushalot> so what
[11:31:09 PM] <SsTiNgEr77> PICKS weren’t even done
[11:31:11 PM] <swisscrushalot> ur gonna ban him for a week
[11:31:13 PM] <swisscrushalot> cause his shit
[11:31:13 PM] <2slick> but host took 3 mins to create
[11:31:13 PM] <swisscrushalot> took long
[11:31:18 PM] <swisscrushalot> fucking ridiculous
[11:31:21 PM] <SsTiNgEr77> I left before picks even finished
[11:31:27 PM] <swisscrushalot> -warn sstinger77 -3 taking a shit and truanted
[11:31:28 PM] <HuY.TinH.YeU> yea dont ban him
[11:31:28 PM] <DXD-Bot 3 warns removed from SsTiNgEr77(10): taking a shit and truanted>
[11:31:28 PM] <tritran10> exactly. picks were even done when u went to take a shit. so u took way longer than 7 minutes

[11:31:52 PM] <tritran10> -set swisscrushalot 0
[11:31:52 PM] floodstate = 1
[11:31:52 PM] Set swisscrushalot’s access to 0.
[11:31:52 PM] <DXD-Bot Set swisscrushalot’s access to 0>

Sstinger needs some of this plox

New Black Hole not enough to carry Bleak in DXD game August 7, 2008

The new Black Hole in version 6.54 is apparently a real crowd pleaser (although I think it looks worse than the old one). The Sentinel would need more than special effects though as they fell to the Scourge, mostly due to a Vladmirs- and Butterfly-equipped Anti-Mage by RidesaRaider, who went 14-1. Bleak scored more creeps than the Scourge team but had no chance as his team was torn up repeatedly by Scourge ganks that gave their Anti-Mage space to get strong. That and TinyJim didn’t pass 3-0 cs until 20 minutes.

The new Black Hole animation in 6.54.

TinyJim rocks a cool 3-0 creep score 19 minutes into the game (with five neutrals).

New RD mode: hold hands and sing Kum Bay Yah July 11, 2008

The new RD mode in Dota Allstars 6.53 just might be the silliest thing you've seen in a while

Tribute to e-thugs: Part 1 July 8, 2008

This week we salute rravenajorax23k “The Raging Bull”, who wears his heart on his sleeve (along with a turtleneck), goes all-out every game, and isn’t scared to use that caps lock key to get his point across.  May his games be filled with flame and glory.