But then Orbital-Dragon offerred100$, 50$, and 25$ to whoever is in 5th, 25th, and 250th place in DXD at exactly midnight on X-mas morning. 250th would be hard to swindle since there’s a lot of players in that range, but 25th and especially 5th place could be had with a timely Christmas Eve truant or Captain’s game win or loss. Of course if I end up in one of these spots, it’s surely just a coincidence. I’M NOT NAUGHTY, OKAY SANTA CLAUS?
Clan GDG has hosting bots November 10, 2008
Clan GDG on uswest now has bots to host their games. As soon as the game is confirmed, a bot magically hosts the game with listchecker-style latency reduction. This is pretty convenient if you can’t host games yourself but want the bot to make a game for a bunch of your friends to join. The delay is decent if you’re from Socal and there aren’t a lot of GDG games going on at the same time, or Hunter’s girlfriend isn’t off making rogue downloads. If you’re like me and want to swindle the host yourself, join the game and type .unhost to have the bot abort the game, so you can host it yourself.
game hosted by GDG bot
no wonder why all of x6 says you swindle August 25, 2008
Oh, he went there.
In between the drop hacking, map hacking, team swindling and just plain abuse allegations is the always fun one that I just plain whore my shitty host to win games. What can I say? IT’S ALL TRUE.
Slammed.
~*~ Swindle Time ~*~ August 21, 2008
Imba teams
It was definately swindle time when DXD-Bot flopped a Bleak/daggius/LoLP2 combo one evening last week. However, things started to go South for the “dream team” when a certain lightweight on Scourge fed First Blood, denying daggius an easy trophy for his collection.
A baddie denies daggius from collecting First Blood on Eastt
Things got worse when drunken moron Bleak left the game in the 12th minute, leaving the Scourge shorthanded. A rude Sentinel team wouldn’t draw the game. Daggius vowed to make his unsporting opponents suffer, and completing an early Dagon on Lich, he ripped up their carries repeatedly in an effort to slow their farm. Sadly, newbs on his team like LoLP2 weren’t bringing the type of quality game needed to forge a convincing come-from-behind victory, and the game began to slip out of reach. Finally, Karma threw the trailing Scourge team a massive bone when Sentinel player zephboy lagged out in the 38th minute, evening the teams to four vs. four.
Teams are evened
The newly inspired Scourge team took command of the match and fought on, knowing their Phantom Assassin and Chaos Knight could carry in late game.
Can't complain about a 1596 Crit
The Scourge pressed on and won the game, having survived through a teammate drop in the 12th minute to taste late game glory.
Take notes kinpin: 32 assist Lich played a part in 76% of Scourge's kills GG
Clan Milk “Swindle Squad” ripped up 58-39 August 4, 2008
Needless to say, talk of swindle was in the air when the DXD bot placed all three Clan Milk players on the same team. However, 21-4-20 and 22-5-10 performances by daggius and feared- elevated a heavily newb-laden Scourge team to a tremendous victory. The game was perhaps best characterized by the relentless pounding in the bum of daggius’s Viper on Milkfat’s Sniper, a rivalry that began in the middle lane before manifesting itself in ganks on all parts of the map as Milkfat searched helplessly for free farm. None could be found. Overall, daggius went 16-2 against Clan Milk players. GOT MILK? Feared-’s Weaver was equally impressive. Nurturing a spree 17 kills long for much of the game, he fed heavily on Sentinel players, especially the horribly incompetant NTD.ManhaE-, who went 1-10 in this individual matchup. The.new.me. played respectable support, earning 22 assists for the Scourge team with his Dagon Zeus. After a slow start, Milkfat found his footing later in the game, amassing 16 kills with a Lothar’s Edge and MKB in a surge that was, unfortunately for Clan Milk, too little too late.
Milkfat's early farming efforts were thwarted by ninja-ganks like this one at the nearest-to-base Creep Camp.
Milkasaurusrex spent 12 minutes dead, nearly one fifth of the game.
As the feed became insurmountable, excuses began to flow.
Pimp my Viper.
Replay: http://www.dota-allstars.com/replay/54364/index.html
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